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priya
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Joined: 24 Jul 2003
Posts: 624
Location: Bangalore
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Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."
Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold.......... on......889861356102049998-45-54610"
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan
Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office
76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling
from now Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood
pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from
the National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how
much will that cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The
total is $49.99"
Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card
is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since
October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on
your housing loan, > Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw
some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you've reached your
daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always
come and collect it on your motorcycle..."
Customer: " What!"
Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a
Scooter,...registration number 1123..."
Customer: " ????"
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free
bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're
also diabetic....... " > >
ustomer: #$$^%&$@$%^
Operator "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987
you were convicted of using abusive language on a
policeman...?"
Customer: [Faints] |
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phani
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Joined: 11 Apr 2005
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Location: bangalore
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| old joke |
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priya
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Joined: 24 Jul 2003
Posts: 624
Location: Bangalore
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| Black mark in white shirt!!! |
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therasith
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Joined: 02 Jan 2004
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Location: chennai
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Hai priya
What did you mean?
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priya
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| Nothing! |
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ankyhunk
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