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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 10:15 am    Post subject: Some Computer Programming Quotes
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"There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one
works." -Anon.

"Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are
around at 9am it's because they were up all night." -Anon.

"Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write,
it should be hard to understand." -Anon

"f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng." -Anon.

"A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error
messages." -Anon.

"Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!'" -Anon.

"WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue." -Anon.

"Smash forehead on keyboard to continue." -Anon.

"Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying." -Anon.

"Hit any user to continue." -Anon.

"Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)" -Anon.

"Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue..." -Anon.

"Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though." -Anon.

"Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window." -Anon.

"If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing." -Anon.

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from
many is research." -Anon.

Unix is a simple Operating System.It needs a genius to understand the
simplicity.-Brian W.Kernighan
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