Why NOT to marry a Software Engineer!

priya

Reasons why one shouldn't marry a Software Engineer!!!

Husband: Hi Dear, I'm Now Logged in
wife: Oh, Come inside...

Wife: Have u brought new dress for me:
Husband: INVALID FILE NAME OR BAD COMMAND

Wife: But I told you about it in the morning
Husband: NO DATA IN FLOPPY - ABORT/RETRY/CANCEL?

Wife: OH GOD! Forget it. Where's ur salary?
Husband: READ ONLY ACCES, FILE IS IN USE.

Wife:Atleast give me ur Credit card, so that I can do some shopping
Husband: SHARING VOILATION, ACCESS DENIED!!!

Wife: I made a mistake marrying you
Husband: DATA TYPE MISMATCHED, CHANGE THE DECLARATION

Wife: U re useless
Husband: BY DEFAULT!!!

Wife: Who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband: SYSTEM UNSTABLE!!!! PRESS ANY KEY TO REBOOT!!!

Wife:Would u like to have some snacks?
Husband: HARD DISK FULL

Wife: What is the relationship between u and ur receptioninst?
Husband: YOU DON'T HAVE ANY RIGHT PERMISSION!!!

Wife: What is my value in ur life??
Husband: NORTON DETECTS A VIRUS IN YOUR KERNAL!!!

Wife: Do you love me or ur computer?
Husband: TOO MANY OPERATNG SYSTEMS, REMOVE ONE

Wife: I will go to my dad's house
Husband: PROGRAM HAS PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION AND IT'S CLOSING NOW!!!

Wife: I will leave you for ever
Husband: OR CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS MANUALLY AND LOG OUT!!!

Wife: It's worthless talking to you
Husband: PLEASE SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER!

Wife:I'm leaving
Husband: IT'S NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER!!!